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tom-sits-like-a-whore:

omFG so I’m sitting scrolling down my dash at lunch and this really religious baptist kid is sitting next to me and he’s been glancing over every so often but all of the sudden a huge gif of gay porn comes up and he just cHOKED ON HIS FUCKING CHICKEN AND THEN HE IMMEDIATELY STARTED PRAYING FOR FORGIVENESS OF HIS SINS AND FOR THE REDEMPTION OF MY SOUL AND IM SITTING HERE DYING I CAN’T

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lolsofunny:

laugh-addict:

Me:

(lol here!)

andivictoria:

andivictoria:

this douchebaggy ass woman sitting behind us has been wearing sunglasses all dinner ugh stop

nevermind she’s blind

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circumcising:

lets play a game called ‘my phone was at 90% 2 minutes ago i swear’

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dinnerpartydan:

That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.

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graveyardexplorers:

sometimes i only shave one leg so i lie down it feels like i’m laying next to a man

this is the saddest thing ive ever seen on the internet

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